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Tang is younger than John McCain.

William A. Mitchell had a very full life. As a food chemist working for General Foods, he was the key inventor behind Pop Rocks (younger), quick-set Jell-O (way older – but more exciting), Cool Whip (younger), powdered egg whites (grosser), and – of course – Tang.

Is there not one among us that doesn’t owe Mitchell a debt of gratitude? Is that not the most poorly constructed sentence you’ve read today? (Sue me. I, much like Lindsey Graham, am tired.)

(Thanks to Kristin for the tip!)

Original article: Tang.

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